how do i get a girlfriend

To get a girlfriend you have to NOT be a God damm fuckin retarded ass bitch person

Hey dude how do I get a girlfriend?

Idk how bout you stop being a fucking retard

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you know how we do

1. To go all-out: Usually involves heavy drinking, some dancing, often some embarassing (though amusing) petty crimes against municipal property, and the occasional blackout. Getting busy is optional; mysterious bruises are not.

I can't believe you guys were at O'Mally's until 5:30 last night! That's insane!
Yeah, well, you know how we do.

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how much can she take

Asking a friend how many inches a girl can take in the pussy.
*Most common in the upper midwest

Lucas: Dude how much can she take?
Travis: at least 10 inches.

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How 'bout that fo' yo' ass

Another way of saying "how do you like them apples."

Phillip: Ew! Why are you eating that beef jerky?
Steven: Well, it tastes good and I'm hungry. So how 'bout that fo' yo' ass?

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how are you this bored to search this up

Self explanatory- The definition is in the title.

Person 1: Hey wanna search up how are you this bored to search this up
Person 2: …this is what I get for letting you out of the mental facility.
Person 1 hahahahahahahahahaha

how i met your mother

legen - wait for it - dary! the best tv show to ever exist. the best character barney nails a lot of chicks, marshall and lily are in a soppy relationship ted is trying to find true love and robin is kinda just there

how i met your mother is the best tv show to exist

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g'day g'day and how are ya t'day

Something people say in the Ottawa Valley whether they're drunk, sober, or copulating with an attractive cousin or sheep.

Delmer McDelmer: G'day g'day and how ya t'day!
Sheep: Baaaaaa!!!!

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