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defines a person that no matter how hard you search on the internet you cannot find them. Google, yahoo people search, facebook, myspace, nothing. It is as if on the Internet they do not exist.
Today I found my old college buddy Steve he just popped up on facebook out of the blue. He was Internet Anonymous.
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Internet Penis: This is an expression that obviously means sonebody's "penis" over the internet. Somebody might order an internet penis, or use one to, say, wave it in someones face in online gaming.
Email: Helo Tomothy, due u wunt a bigger pen15? click hear<---
..........2 minutes later........
Ding Dong.......
Timmy: Ha! My internet penis is here! Hey Regular penis! Guess what? *Shun*
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A pathetic attempt to meet your significant other in a chat room or on myspace.
Josh Whelchel participates in internet dating, he lives in Oregon while his "girlfriend" lives in Hawaii.
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The theory consists of 3 main Sections:
1. You are a virgin. No matter who you think you are, or what you think you do outside of the internet, you are a virgin, any attempt to deny it makes you a gay virgin.
2. You have never won a football championship. Similar to S(1), you will never amount to anything, and any attempt at suggesting you have any sort of athletic talent is a complete fallacy, you are a lonely nerd.
3. If you are playing videogames and are older than 18, you're a 'no-life'+(s)1+(s)2. Seriously, it doesn't matter if you're in school to become an engineer, lawyer, neurobiologist etc, if you're playing a videogame at this age, whether it be with your old pals during study week, there's no way you will not be living on the street
1.
*xXxdr4g0npr0xXx has been killed by john_doe*
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: ur s00 g4y fagg0t
john_doe: k
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: i b3t ur a virgin!!!!!
*A prime example of Internet Theory (S)1
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david_doe: I'm in such a good mood today, my school just won our regional football tournament today and I got one of the touchdowns!
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: lol no u didnt ur just a fag who lives in ur room cuz ur a virgin
*A prime example of Internet Theory (S)2
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martin_doe: When is someone going to fix the crash to desktop error with that one loading screen...? :(
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: get a better computer u fag
martin_doe: What does this have to do with the quality of my computer?
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: lol ur uneducated rnt uÉÉ
martin_doe: No, I'm actually a 19-year-old English major.
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: LOL 19 YEARS OLD??? U LIVE IN UR MOMS BASEMENT STILL U VRIGIN FAG?!?! LOLOL LOLUMAD!!!
*A prime example of Internet Theory (S)3
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Someone who frequents chat rooms and blog spaces, (et al.) often and uses foul language, sexual references, brags about having sex--sex they already had, sex they're having or sex they're going to have.
This person also starts a lot of fights on the internet by being very outspoken, opinionated and insulting others while getting very upset if anyone responds with the same to her/him.
Often this person is already married or living with someone else and is looking for their next sexual partner/person to exploit either financially, emotionally or both while accusing others of the same.
They might have a lot of tattoos, as well as bleached hair.
"YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND IS AN OLD INTERNET WHORE WHO TOOK ADVANTAGE OF YOU--STUPID! I'M GOING TO GO HAVE SEX WITH MY NEW BOYFRIEND AGAIN--3RD TIME TODAY AND HOW DARE YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE."
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A brilliant, intelligent human being on the internet who has a stroke of madness in him. An internet troll's main prey is weaklings who overreact to everything or basically anyone who replies to them. They are the essentialities that keep the usually bland discussions on the internet filled with normies up and running with their stroke of art. Internet's ecosystem would collapse without trolls and this is recognized even by those that say things like "Trolls have no life" etc.
Stranger1: Dude internet trolls are disgusting
Stranger2: you know right homie these mongs have no life *says painfully remembering the time when his fragile
convictions were destroyed by an internet troll *
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A kind of language which people most commonly use on internet, there are various types of internet slang including letter homophones (u r gd), punctuation (!?), capitalization (STOP!), onomatopoeic (hahaha) and emoticons (=).
stop using internet-slang David! it will confuse you and you might start using it in real life!
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