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A noun has something iron in/on it, but it's from smithing.
Guy 1: "My blade in World of Warcraft is forged with iron!"
Guy 2: "I don't even play that game, dipshit."
A variation on the donkey punch, utilizing a baseball bat in place of the traditional fist.
Girl: "I woke up with a terrible migraine and a sore ass. I think someone did the iron cello on me last night."
Iron that is easily absorbed into the bloodstream in comparison to Non- Heme Iron. It can be found in certain meats such as chicken, beef, ham, duck, lamb etc. In terms of poultry, the darker the meat then the larger quantities of Iron there will be.
Heme Iron is easily absorbed in the bloodstream, so if your concerned about receiving ample quantities of Iron in your daily diet, then red meats are your best bet.
Iron Distribute; distribute: taken from the Myiasis dictionary meaning at the point of male ejaculation where in the male spreads semen on another person, place or thing.
#person1Hey man, you really iron distributed all over her, she is so saturated, it dripping all over....
#person2- it's not my fault shes iron deficient
A person who is blamed for the wrongdoings, mistakes, or faults of others, especially for reasons of expediency.
A box, a daisy and an iron thief walk into a bar....
Iron bar hotel is the worst hotel. open bathroom
No no no... That's not what's happening. You know that... Come on. This isn't me getting anything. This is ironic punishment. You must not understand irony. Don't worry. I love to teach. I'll explain. And this isn't a slight at your expense. I'm actually a huge fan! I'm doing this in anticipation of another thing happening. I'll let you know when it does but until then, you know I can't pass up a teachable moment.
Hym "See, the 'Satan in you' LOVES ironic punishment. That's why you love the rapists and pedophiles getting raped in prison. But you don't understand irony. So, as one of the greatest writer's of all time, I'll explain it to you. Irony is kind of like being a former banger... And then adopting a political philosophy that is essentially 'As long as I'm not banger anymore I should be able to do whatever I want.' And it's ironic because now that you have carved out a future for yourself that will be objectively better than your peers... only NOW is violence unnecessary and unreasonable... NOW it is and NOT before... Irony is having a hierarchy of value... but in that hierarchy of value... Ironic punishment is DEMONSTRABLY HIGHER UP than child murder and rape... Like... Ironic punishment isn't your highest value.... but it is higher than, you know.... morality. Or your purported morality. It's like situational irony or dramatic irony or something.... Get it? There.... You're now a CERTIFIED master of irony. Print out a copy of this as proof of completion. You're well on your way to becoming.... Um... Some kind of irony guy or something... I don't know... You get the point right? You see that thing happening that I'm pointing out right? Right? Yeah, ok. You see it. Well... Alright. Oh I'm still waiting to buy your thing! I have some fines and what not and then I'm gonna buy it. So... Yeah... *sigh* Yep... Alright. I'm done. Bye."