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when you stick a dildo in gas and then stick it in your girls vaginal cavity then light it on fire and she will jump around and you have to put it out with your cum quick
Dirty Mexican Jumping Bean
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One who prefers anal because they skip the bush... AKA a backdoor bandit.. The only eating a Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit does is the anus....
Benit: Hey haus jew did you see that move that Teddy Cheese Farts pulled on Frits last night?
Den: Yeah He skipped her huge bush and went right for the anus..
Jemmy: NO WAY! He really pulled off the Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit...
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A stream of ejaculation, prematurely released by a Chinese man landing at the feet of their intended sexual partner.
P. Chang was so excited by the idea of making love that his little oyster dick jizzed the moment he dropped his pants causing nearby customers in the restaurant to rise out of their seats, hurdle the Chinese Jump Rope and run for the exit.
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when someone acts ignorant so you tell yourself "jump off a cliff" meaning: bro im so done here.
ill elaborate: when you jump off a cliff its like youre done with life right? so you say as if youre done when youre talking to someone
"omg i failed ughhh jump off a cliff"
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1. LOOK JUMP RAPE - the ultimate three step plan.
To studying like the stealthy ninja, then to leap in to the air like the mighty gazelle, then to go at them like a mother fucking angry bull at a gate.
"did you catch paul on that ledge the other night trying to win at life?" " oh the favela with the dual rangers?" " thats right he was looking!" "ah look jump rape"
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The beesh that sings in odyssey, idk Mario a first girlfriend ig, I don’t know her,
Toge: the beesh that sings?
Kizer: yeah
RileyJ: Princess jump up beesh?
Kizer: not a princess
TogeCian: I like that Jump up beesh pauline
Either you are mad or very happy
I just got a triple kill, I want to jump off my couch.