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aka 布袋 Budai / 笑佛 Laughing Buddha / 胖佛 Fat Buddha / 快乐佛 Happy Buddha / Mi-Lo Fwo
Mi-Lo Fwo, (laughing buddha) is the most common and most popular depiction of Buddha in China for centuries. His nickname was “Cloth Sack” — Budai in Chinese. Buddhists’ main goal in life is to ‘be happy’, and it’s for this reason that depictions of Buddha show him as being fat and laughing.
I am fat. I have a large belly, and an (almost) bald head, I must be the reincarnation of Mi Lo Fu
New name for the Los Angeles Lakers of the NBA since half their team is out due to injuries. Mike D'Antoni is fully to blame for enforcing a fast-paced offense on aging players and not giving them enough rest time which has weakened their bodies significantly and increased their vulnerability to injury. As a result, they are no longer a complete team, and their team name should not be complete either. Finally, L.A. Kers, still spells out the original team name, which also shows how broken up the former Lakers have become.
L.A. Kers fan: The Lakers have lost 22 out of their 27 last games. I can't believe it.
L.A. Clippers fan: Don't you mean the Los Angeles Kers? Half their team is gone due to injuries. Soon they'll have less than 5 healthy players and will become the first NBA team in history not able to finish the regular season.
L.A. Kers fan: You're right! Why are they called the Lakers anyway if they live in an arid climate?
you bored, and doing borings to no be bored anymore
Person: Hmm, I've tried every version of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, what if I tried qaswzxcderfgtvbnhyujkim,.lo
Future LO events that Will hasn't planned yet.
In the 27th: Hey LT, look we reduced our LO backlog by prioritizing LO maintenance on 4th shift.
In the 94th: We have a large LO backlog because we got rid of 4th shift.
Sinking a golf shot fom 93 yards for eagle, nothing but cup. Then jerking off on the green.
To shoot 80 you are going to need a silky Lo on the 18th.
Two mathematical conjectures regarding the mission "The Los Santos Connection" of Grand Theft Auto Online.
The first states that if three or more players are present, at least one will be idle, and that if a full lobby of six are present, at least two will be idle. This can be expressed as follows:
Let x = number of players idle and y = number of players present.
x ≥ y/3, always rounding down for x.
The second states that no matter how many players are present, no more than one will ever survive to the point of arriving at the airport (typically they will die at the compound while they or their teammate are hacking the laptop).
Joe, Bob, and Bill thought that they had a good chance of finishing "The Los Santos Connection", but were foiled when Bob was idle and Bill died at the compound; they had failed to account for the Los Santos Conjectures.