Mark Paston

The true God of New Zealand, Mark made the save which took New Zealand to the World Cup Finals

Troy Lochhead, "I'll just kick this guy in the leg LOLZ!!!!"

Bahraini, "I'll just fall over because I'm a fucking cheat"

Ref, "PENALTY ME THINKS!!!!"

Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "Fucking NZs gonna choke like every other sport... oh well... keep faith boys... CHIN UP!"

Meanwhile... Bahraini players are running around the ground celebrating like they've already qualified.

Bahraini Number 16, "OMGs This is going to be sooooz easy... a certain goal thats why I was celebrating five seconds ago11"

Mark Paston, -silence-

Bahraini Number 16, "Bottom right me thinks"

Commentator, "PASTON SAVES IT!"

Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "YAEAYAYYAASAGDHASDHGASHDGJAGHDKHGASJDHSJAHDJHASDJHAKSDHJASGHDHGASHDGJSAGDHAGSDHGASDJASBDJNASDNASDNJASHDJHASDNKASGDHABSDNABHBVBADVBHDSBVJSDVJKSDBVNLSDJV" xinfinite

Upon returning to Bahrain #16 was thrown into an oil well.

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Henge Mark

When one takes such a variety of narcotics simultaneously, and in such quantities, so as to lose all inhibitions and let people know what they should be insecure about in the most gratuitous fashion possible. Most likely to occur at festivals or National Heritage sites.

Mark just walked up to that large woman and asked her if she's aware how fat she is.. he's going full Henge.

I met Henge Mark once.. I've never been the same since.

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Mannhandled Mark

The hickey line bruise that you find strapped across your neck after an overnighter with a maneater monster.

Guy 1: Man I partied so hard last night I passed out and woke up with the Mannhandled Mark.

Guy 2: Oh man thats terrible I got one last week too...

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Mark brunetta

call people fudge packers when he's actually insecure about the fudge packing industry he's gotten himself into.

you mean mark brunetta? Isnt that fat kid a fudge packer?

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Story Mark

Mental note of one's progress in a book's storyline, as opposed to page number.

Hahaha, what a story mark!

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Mark Roberts

A man of great intellect at Mulrennan Middle school, he is said to be some people’s god and others to be the next Obama he is the most respected man in this entire world.

“Do you know who mark roberts is?”

“Yeah he’s the next Obama

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tide mark

the line on the arms from repeated fisting

he has tide marks from extensive fisting

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