This kid named Mike. He has buns of iron. He cries over OC reruns. Mike likes to practice his gag reflex with a cucumber.
Mike likes to spoon with men...Wow, he's quite the middle bass bitch.
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A torturous prison located in Gurnee, Illinois. This school is highly known for having constant fights, students vaping in the bathrooms, and wannabe e-boys. Half of the ceiling tiles are gone and havenβt been replaced in years due to budget cuts caused by the chrome books.
You go to Woodland Middle School? Dang, feels bad.
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A 1- star school because kids are too ghetto and too busy smoking crack to learn anything. Not only is the school horrribly dirty, they have a fine collection of cockroaches. Most of them don't have any heads. Has a record for having blood in the meat of their school lunches, but sour milk to top it off. Remember to wipe your shoes after leaving; you'll find a fine collection of dust and dirt on all of your belongings. The teachers don't give a fine hoot about your learning, and will constantly hand out worksheets to be completed by the bell. Oh, and the teachers fart on you. They also make promises that never come true, and the main sport is basketball. Beware of fat hogs trying to steal your lunch, my personal experiance. Kirk's a jerk!
Girl: Ew! You're room's a mess!
Girl 2: It's a total Kirk Middle School!
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Franklin middle school is full of rude students and under appreciated teachers and faculty. Your education here is short lived but that may be a good thing.
Franklin middle school is a place that creates anxiety and depression.
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The fucking worst school ever with janitorial rapists, little bitches who want to fight you, and all of the terrible, but plentiful, your mom jokes. This school in buttfuck Texas, is the most shamed upon school, where all the police officers and parents are scared to go, which is why everyone takes the bus besides those poor fatfucks. Do not even mention this school to anyone or else you are the problem in today's society.
Timothy: Did you see that kid that went to Calhoun Middle School? That kid is probably a fucker just because he went there!
Billy Joe: He a hoe.
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A school right across from merriwoods were the all the black and hispanic kids go every friday to smoke weed and backwood. A school that has fake gangbangers and females with someone big ass foreheads! A school that has so many fake people were people are used to it! I mean the principle got arrested for stealing a car but nope wcpss just dont give a damn. A school were females dont know how to close their legs and males don't know how to keep their dick in their pants. A school were females don't know how to not smell fishy and males don't know how to take a shower. A SCHOOL FILLED WITH HOES! I mean the education is great but the people there suck!
Janiyah: "My momma is making me go to salem"
Tunisha: "I have to go to east cary"
Janiyah:"Thats sucks, east cary middle is terrible"
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Where all the peeps are gay and have sex in lockers like hoes
Hey I go to Southampton middle school
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