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An urban professional who continually re-wears suit pants to work every day, but fails to iron them, thereby creating a proliferation of creases behind the knees and alerting everyone nearby to the fact that this person is a crease monkey.
A crease monkey will also tend to have poor hygiene and wear outdated clothing. They tend to be social introverts as they have no real friends to point out to them that they smell, their clothes are outdated and they have tons of creases behind their knees.
"Wow, look at that ugly green suit, what is that from 1981?"
"Haha, probably. I don't think he's had it pressed since 1981 either, what a crease monkey."
"Total crease monkey. I bet he smells."
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Monkey noodles are... actually Idk what monkey noodles are... I'm just bored so hehe.
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A slang word for cops. Originated in the Boston Area. See also Po Ninja
Break up the party! The fuzz monkeys are here!
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A disparaging term for a psychiatrist who dispenses pharmaceutical scripts like a trained monkey.
We need another script monkey here at the prison, somebody who can quickly move ‘em in and out on a production line.
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Monkey chode is a small but wide hairy dick, owned by a man called Geraint, it started when geraint said that his dick was the largest primate. Someone can also have a monkeys chode if they go around on halloween dressed as a banana.
Man: hey guys, what G is the largest primate?
Geriant: My dick!!
Man: haha…you have a Monkey Chode!
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boiler monkey is a Boilermaker a Boilermaker is Anyone who works in the boiler construction or repair trade or A member of the International Brotherhood of Boilermakers, Iron Ship Builders, Blacksmiths, Forgers and Helpers
boiler monkey, boilermaker
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Has two meanings:
1. Someone with a low level desk-job who relentlessly works 9-5, similar to jobsworth
2. Someone who 'grinds' endlessly on World of Warcraft or any other MMO.
1. "Damn grind monkeys made a huge queue in the post office on their lunch break"
2. "He's playing again? Man he's such a grind moneky"
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