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Creatine monster

Somebody who takes creatine and automatically thinks they are hard when they’re still small

Mezzy is such a creatine monster he’s just fat

by Paddy2croydon November 22, 2021


Monster Gamer

Cooler than thunder7

Monster Gamer is Cooler than thunder7 and thunder6 lol xD

by Barry Is Epic January 11, 2021


slong monster

girl has a bigger pennis than you.

i met a slong monster last night

by cptsnowblow March 6, 2018


Cookie Monster

When you take a fat hit from a bong filled with milk and inhale the smoke through a cookie in your mouth

Bro I went to Haley's house and did a fat cookie monster

by Bro. Haley's is lit January 13, 2021


hooded monster

A very large uncircumcised penis

I’ve heard that James has a hooded monster in those pants”

by Johntheattack helicopter February 9, 2018


Lunch monster

The lunch monster is the thing that lingers around hell hole office spaces. It’s the thing you blame when people go out to lunch and never return to work ever again.

Guy 1: Dude where is Jim?
Guy 2: He got eaten by the “lunch monster” two days ago, but that fucker had some decency this time and regurgitate him. He now works at the big shiny tower in the city and makes bank.

by Phaedrus3rd August 27, 2019


Monster Island

The free weights area of any gym.

Harold wanted to learn to lift weight, but he was intimidated by the denizen of Monster Island, so he went to Body Attack instead.

by StSeanoftheKnife May 12, 2013