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Don't fuck that slut nugget, she got that earth muff. . . She picked up everything all over the world.
going down on a girl. A female blowjob
Yeah i gave her a muff-puff and it was mind blowing.
When you take a hit off a blunt, joint, bong, vape and you blow it into her vagina.
Damn! I totally muff puffe’d that bitch.
The glistening effect of fanny fluid on a proud and luscious beard
Example - Come back up and let me see your muff puff
When you roll a fat blunt, light it, and fuck a girl with the unlit end of it, getting her high.
Chris: Hey Alex, what did you and your girl do yesterday?
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!
To muff dive, to muff dive is the act of a male or female(lesbian) performing cunnilingus on another female. When the male or female is performing the act of cunnilingus on their partner their mouth is busy therefore it is muffled.
(Suzanne and Amy were discussing their sexual libido and child birth)
Amy:Howard didn’t go down on me like that until after we were married and WOW I wish we had never waited.
Suzanne:Good for you girl. The only reason I let George muff dive is to muffle his damn mouth up for a few hours.