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When you die on the toilet and no ones ever gonna find the body
That mooch is taking a crap nap or something. No ones heard from her in months
The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.
Dude that poop took you a half hour
Yeah, I caught a crap nap
When you try and suffocate yourself or someone else with a pillow as a joke and they instead fall asleep
did you manage to suffocate that nerd John today?
Nah, the pillow didnt work. john just got a suffocation nap
After you finished a nap and you are all rest.
Person 1: hey are you ready.
Person 2: yea I’m all napped up and ready to go
When one sleeps on their back with a knife or forearm clutched closely to their chest in anticipation of a predator awakening them.
I got real tired on my camping trip so I took a quick bobcat nap.
To sleep in the middle of the day, to be able to party all night.
A: Hey! Did you hear about the party tonight?
B: Yeah, me and my girl are gonna take a Penn state nap to get ready.
When you take a HUGE, long, coma-like, nap after doing anything at all, Especially after some simple things and then for absolutely no reason feel the motivation to sleep for half the damn day.
“That walk tired me out, Imma take a gorilla nap.”
“Bro that wasn’t even a a long walk you fatass”