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When a bunch of men gather in a circle and masterbate on a cookie and the first one who can't cum in 5 minutes has to eat the cookie.
I knew I shouldn't of eaten that Ookie Cookie last night.
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Usually referring to a man who is not quite sure of his identity, tends to be called Cookie in his workplace, but Nigel by his mad stalkers, who tends to be from Trinidad in origin.
An all round nice guy who tends to enjoy singing in really homosexual ways to arouse his colleagues. Sadly for him, he tends to only arouse himself.
A "Nigel Cookie" is a man with no shame, who masturbates at frequent intervls throughout the day, without caring who sees.
Dangerous. If you hear someone refer to a person as a Nigel Cookie, be careful.
Watch out for that Nigel Cookie fella', he's unpredictable.
Person 1: I wish I understood why that man masturbates in public;
Person 2: Oh, didn't you realise? He's a Nigel Cookie!
Person 1: Crikey moses. That is unbelievable.
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A cute girl with a spunky attitude. She usually has light brown or dark blonde hair with dark green eyes. She loves to swim and do art. She will usually stand up for herself, but get hurt a lot. She likes to hang out with friends and laugh. Sometimes it is hard to make her laugh because she is in a bad mood. Her sibling(s) make her smile, and Cookie usually looks like her brother or sister. She is usually born in October, November, or December. She is a little bit strange and loves candy. She likes dogs and Monkeys. She has a lot of nicknames.
"Woah! Who just ran in screming 'pickles' and ran out?"
"Oh that was just Cookie, I gave her some candy today."
(Cute) (spunky) (sweet) (crazy) (cookie) (lol) (candy)
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A PG13 version of "also, cocks" used heavily in image boards. Usually you will find "also, cookies" in such sites as Digg where "also, cocks" can be reported due to the difference in audience from *chan boards.
A digger posted:
False. AEDs are fairly self-explanatory. Even if you don't think the average American couldn't figure out "Put pads here and here, press button," then every building with groups of people should have an AED and someone trained to operate it on staff.
Also, cookies.
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A cookie that has been placed between one's asscheeks for a period of time, 5mins to a half hour,once ass juices are absorbed the cookie is then strategically placed for an unwitting victim (normally a fat asshole)to find and eat.
That fat bastard Dimitri has been acting like a real dickhead, so i put and ass cookie on his desk and watched him eat it.
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A person is "eating cookies" when their ass cheeks are swallowing up their pants and lumps of fat are visible.
WHOA!!! Wanda best lose some weight dog, she's eating cookies.
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My fortune cookie had the local animal shelter's phone number listed on it.....oh SHIT!!!
What future does your fortune cookie bring?
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