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potato ass

N. An ass (Gludius Maximus in Latin) that has the rough texture, viscosity and taste as a potato.

A. A way to describe someone so socially inept that they have the rough sociological capacity of a potato. Suffix of "ass" included for emphasis.

N --> I was about to get down with this girl but she had a really bad case of potato ass.

A --> Did you see Jim at the party? That potato ass mofo just sat in the corner the while time.

by The Tenth Circle March 6, 2016

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crouch potato

another word to describe FECES.

Hey Larry and Khalid, I'm gonna plant a crouch potato in the toilet. Hold my calls!

by E to the V December 12, 2007

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Potato Launcher

A Potato Launcher is usually an unmounted grenade launcher (such as the Thumper in Modern Warfare 2.) Just like a mounted grenade launcher (Noob tube), it is commonly used by noobs to get easy kills, since it does not require any skill (or, not a lot.) It comes from the fact that grenade's shapes seem like potatoes, and from ''real'' potato launchers built by people all around the world in real life.

Goddamn noob just killed me with his potato launcher!

by Eljmaster July 14, 2010

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Life Potato

Someone who is fanatically addicted to life experiences as couch potatoes are addicted to television.

WIth the starters horn echoing off the hills, hundreds of type-A life potatoes surged towards a finish line that was miles of known and miles of unknown away.

by Adammck October 20, 2006

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cooch potato

a porn addict, typically male; someone who would rather sit and watch porn than interact with women.

Andy: I'm getting action and I don't even have to brush my teeth!

Jimmy: Wow! Your wife is wonderful woman.

Andy: I'm too horny for actual sex. I meant porn.

Jimmy: You lousy cooch potato.

by Hu Phlung Pu February 15, 2011

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fuck potato

A dildo that is so big it looks like your about to shove a potato up your ass.

Sarah: I just got a huge dildo!
Connie: Damn you got a fuck potato?
Sarah: Yeah it's even yellow

by XXXChicken_FuckerXXX March 31, 2018

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Potato/Cat

Defined as a cat mutated into a potato do to the advantageous benefits of being made completely of starch.

"Wow, that's a well grown potato/cat!"
"Hey it's not called a PotatoCat it's called a Potato/Cat

by TlustyTai June 23, 2009

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