Real Nigga Hours

1. The time at which artificial, inauthentic, or fraudulent people (of the Nubian persuasion), are consequently 'un-woke' in their respective quarters (usually about 16:00 to 21:00 )

2. The time at which genuine labour is being done, especially if being done by a bona fide Negroe.

"We in this bitch; it's real nigga hours!"

"It's real nigga hours, who up?"

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Mad Real World

Most likely the best sketch of Chappelle Show ever

-Katie's got some big ass titties
-correction...I did have sex with Katie
-but Tyree you killed my dad

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Real Housewives of Covid

Another incarnation of the Real Housewives media machine but focusing this time on the psychological suffering, extreme claustrophobia and lack of structure that colors everything everyone in the show attempts to do.

In the last episode of the Real Housewives of COVID, the handsome but agitated patriarch was absentmindedly tying a pretty substantial noose in the background while his daughter, bored shitless and on her rhinestone-studded phone, Zoomed her teen psychotherapy group to combat Covid-induced depression.

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the real ryan

1. Part-time drag queen.
2. gay fag/loser/fruit/bimbo/dipstick/fruit cake/fruit loop/w/e else u can think of
3. person who likes to lick his friends
4. MICRO
5. head of the "others"
6. part of the three fuckateers, as josh would say
7. cuacha
8. asked lexi out in gym class and got turned down haha what a loser
9. thinks he's hot
10. flaming whopper
11. devil's lover
12. person who likes to stare at his GUY friend's ass and like's his GUY friend's elbow in his crotch

1. why did u ask him out during LA omg ur such a ryan!
2. plz tell me thats a costume cuz u look like a ryan
3. STOP TOUCHING URSELF U RYAN

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A real gangster

Definition of Jules smokes a lot of weed and a real gangster

Defined Jules is a real gangster that is a thug

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Real Nigga Mode

A "I swear to God" of sorts for a ghetto resident. A mode of real niggerdom that prevents one from lying.

Urban youth 1-"Hey I heard you fucked Shaunay in the ass"
Urban youth 2- " I did, and it was tight too. Real Nigga Mode."

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Real-Life Cameo

The annoying friend who calls or stops by (unannounced) and is off the phone or out the door in less than two minutes. Has a tendency to do this often and for no purpose.

-'What was that? I thought I heard the phone ring??'

-'You did, it was Greggo pulling the 'real-life cameo' again.'

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