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Rubbing your finger on the inside of a hot pepper (such as a habanero)or hot sauce and then inserting the offending member into someone else's vagina or anus.
Casey was pissed at his girl so he rubbed some pepper sauce on his finger and gave her a fire finger.
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What you do after eating at Qudobas, and get food poisoning
Have you ever tried peeing liquid fire out of your ass??
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When your not looking down and you accidently piss on yourself.
Charles: *Urinating*
Charles' mom: Charles, your penut butter toast is ready!
Charles: *turns head towards bathroom door* Just a sec. Ah shit, I'm taking friendly fire!
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This is when you are recieving oral sex in a dark room. You have several of your friends with erect penis' in the room with you. Then you yell firing squad. Turn on the light after one of your friends skeets in the face of the female. Then she must guess who it was.
James: "firing squad"
Girl: "oh man that was richie"
Joey: "haha no it was kamil"
(everyone laughs)
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When you catch your roomate jerking off through his bedroom blinds. While jerking off, he is navigating the porn sites with his left hand.
You should have been here last night when we caught Ray in a "Rapid Fire" session.
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A person with red pubic hair
oh my god last night i need my new fire fighter boyfriend to put out my fire crotch in bed
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Some Weed That Is Way Above Average.
Damn Dat Dude Right There Got Some Fires For The Cheap.
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