The act of receiving head on a bumpy road while having the sunroof open, as the make ejaculates, pulls her head away and shoots his load out the sunroof while simultaneously hitting the breaks, landing the load on the windshield then using it to clean his windshield
"Man your car looks so clean!" "Yeah that's because Gina just have me Rocky Mountain road head."
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Hillbilly MURICA MURICA NUMBER 1
''MOUNTAIN DEW IS THE BEST SODA''
''MURICAN WORLD POLICE''
When you use Mountain Dew instead of water when smoking out of a bong.
I was baked so i tried a Mountain Dew Bong rip it ruin my whole day....
Obese skanks that hold down the rocky mountain territory. Often seen eating Dairy Queen and wearing clothes that are way too fucking small for them. These trifling skallywhops are known for there professional roofy and rape tactics. Victims more often than not commit suicide after waking up next to a rocky mountain thunder pig.
I was gonna get some dairy queen until i saw the line..a fucking heard of rocky mountain thunder pigs!
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Where poop comes from.
"Gotta accept a delivery from the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory - you have a magazine?"
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Welcome to the shittiest place on earth. Mountain ridge is full of rich bitches that only want money. Literally hell..
People always end up in relationships that never work out. Honestly, it's middle school get a brain.
This place is full of drugs, and if you ever need illegal substances ask literally anyone, they probably have it.
Once you leave MRMS get ready to go to Mountain Vista High as fuck because they have more drugs than Mountain Ridge.
Mountain Ridge Middle School is the worst place on earth.
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Highest seniority of fuck mountain.
Don't you know who I am?...
I'm king shit of fuck mountain.
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