fire fighter

A male who wants to have sex with a female with red/orange pubis hairs. The female would be the fire. Like a fire crotch because she has red/orange hair. The Fighter would be the male trying to bag the female. The hose would be his penis, along with the water his manly juices. It all makes sense, fire fighter!

"Mark wants to be a fire fighter tonight"
"didnt he get enough yellow fever last night to hold him off?!"

"Dude that chics FIRE"
"It's fighting time."

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Fire crouch

Term used to describe the crouch of a redhead chick. The curtains match the carpet

"Omg look at that fire crouch, I would get lost for days in that busch"

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fire finger

Rubbing your finger on the inside of a hot pepper (such as a habanero)or hot sauce and then inserting the offending member into someone else's vagina or anus.

Casey was pissed at his girl so he rubbed some pepper sauce on his finger and gave her a fire finger.

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liquid fire

What you do after eating at Qudobas, and get food poisoning

Have you ever tried peeing liquid fire out of your ass??

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friendly fire

When your not looking down and you accidently piss on yourself.

Charles: *Urinating*
Charles' mom: Charles, your penut butter toast is ready!
Charles: *turns head towards bathroom door* Just a sec. Ah shit, I'm taking friendly fire!

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firing squad

This is when you are recieving oral sex in a dark room. You have several of your friends with erect penis' in the room with you. Then you yell firing squad. Turn on the light after one of your friends skeets in the face of the female. Then she must guess who it was.

James: "firing squad"
Girl: "oh man that was richie"
Joey: "haha no it was kamil"
(everyone laughs)

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Rapid Fire

When you catch your roomate jerking off through his bedroom blinds. While jerking off, he is navigating the porn sites with his left hand.

You should have been here last night when we caught Ray in a "Rapid Fire" session.

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