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a funny way to describe a man's ejaculate
upon finishing it is always better to stanky paint the exterior because stanky paint in the interior leads to kids
Paint the pope is when a girl kisses the tip of the penis, with lipstick on.
" my god guys, my Mrs painted the pope last night"
the use of a larger container to catch paintballs fired from a paintball marker so as not to mess up the house.
holy crap thats a nice paint hole, butthe hallway loks prety good
When you don’t wash your dick after having sex and the cum dries on it.
I woke up this morning with paint chips on my dick.
Standing up right before ejaculation amd spinning as fast as you can so that you cover the walls.
Where is Bobby?
Oh he is painting the room.
When a guy loses his virginity
Dude you're totally losing your paint brush tonight.
Best application ever, you can draw anything you dream of with quality lower than the Nintendo DSi Camera. It is sadly exclusive to Windows so Mac users can't use the best software in history.
Simp: I drew my favorite streamer in a 18+ pose with Microsoft Paint and now I'm gonna print it out and tape it to my pillow.
Everyone else: Ew bro everyone knows you can only use it for drawing masterpieces, get yo crap out of here!
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