Puts play to

Refers to a plan being ruined. If you have something organised and in some way it is no longer available. Used in south east Scotland, may be used elsewhere, author is unsure.

"It's raining, we can't play golf anymore!"
"Ahh well, that puts play to that idea"

or

"Johhny can't make it? Well that puts play to that then eh!"

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play lotto

"Play lotto" means to take your chances
I think Cam'ron originally coined this

Steve: "Should I even apply for this job?"
Cameron:"Yea man, why not? Play lotto!"

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playing the violin

When someone is self harming but wouldn’t like to say so directly

“sorry i’m playing the violin..”

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Playing In The Majors

Strictly banging hot bitches. Playing in the minors is the result of having sex with a fat hoe.

You playing in the majors man?

Fuckin right!

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Two Play

What foreplay is reduced to after you get comfortable in a long term relationship, ie: a shortened and boring version of foreplay.

"We've been married so long I'm lucky if I even get two play. I suppose I shouldn't complain, it could be down to oneplay!"
foreplay married

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12 play

the foreplay that a threesome engages in.

Ey yo, you remember those twins from the party? The 12 play was amazing.

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play it off

The act of outwardly ignoring something which you are acutely aware and/or guilty of.

I'm just going to stay home and play it off like I don't remember telling my Grandma I'd help her sort yarn tonight.

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