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Goth Pockets: The gothic version of hot pockets, substituting sause with blood, meat for human body parts, and cheese with the juice of a fetus.
WARNING: Goth Pockets may contain actual baby parts
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i vaginal pocket that conveniently stores sexual materials such as condoms, lube, vibrators and at times, one's cell phone. The poon pocket is most commonly found on loose hos
"After resorting to the bushes outside the club for some crazy club sex, Shanikwa remembered she needed protection which she acquired from her purse-sized poon pocket"
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When you put taco bell mild/hot sauce on your dick and fuck a girl. Her vag turns into a hot pocket.
Guy: "Surprise, bitch! Hot pocket!"
Girl: "FIRE IN MY VAG"
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a person/friend that will provide you with sexual favors at the drop of a hat.
At a bar...trying to pick up women. You notice that "pocket lint" is there. You try to pick up other women in the meantime, and if you are unsuccessful, old reliable "pocket lint" is there ready to go home with you.
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The itty bitty titty committee’s version of the boulder holder. A bra for small chested women.
Sarah proceeded to buy several new pebble pockets at Victoria’s Secret.
The act of unknowingly folding any loose cash you have stored in your pockets into such an odd shape that it might be recognized as a shape other than a dollar bill.
"That'll be $11.87. Please pull up to the next window."
*Pulls out cash*
"Dude what is that? It looks like a bird."
"No thats a twenty dollar bill."
"Oh. Looks like you've been taking some pocket POCKET ORAGAMI classes."
"You're fucking gay."
Walking up in the morning, hungover, after a night on the town and finding fast food in your pocket.
Dude, I don't remember much after the 6th round of fireball shots last night, but the Wendy's JBC hit the spot this morning . I love a pocket burger and it was still warm!!!