poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

poon stamp

Stamping a male on the chest with a menstruating vagina as a sign of ownership.

My girlfriend poon stamped me last night.

Poon Chariot

Your friend drives you around in his car while you are performing sexual acts.

Thanks Tyler for the poon chariot.

cat poon

Yo that smelled worse then my cats poon.

Cat poon is a cats poon.

flabba poon tang

something a ranga said

tell nat i say flabba poon tang

Poon Pappy

A man that has has sex reguarly with a certain attractive woman.

A guy that has a lot of quality sex.

Carl- Bro, you're such a poon pappy.
Dick- Yeah I know, sometimes it gets old, then I look at a beautiful woman and say, "Nah, it's not getting old".