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You take a dump, and when you use the toliet paper to wipe, instead of throwing it away. you paste it to the wall or any other surface. The poop itself acts as the adhesive. Great for revenge for bad service at restaurants.
"what do you mean your out of orange chicken???? fine ill have musho pork."
(goes to restroom)
(poops)
"well this is for not having orange chicken at lunchtime."
(sticks toliet paper to mirror)
enjoy your poop sticker
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a short high pitched squeal, coming from the anus while farting or during a mid-day poop.
zack: Justin earlier when i was taking a dump a mean poop squeal came out of my ass.
Justin: Dude that is so clean.
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The obnoxiously cheerful and candy-coated updates friends post to social networks - all the time. Some use their unicorn poop to make you feel worse about a situation you previously posted by rubbing it in that they NEVER have any problems.
When you have relationship problems, they post Unicorn Poop: "I have the bestest boyfriend in the whole wide world :D He could never do anything wrong because he is so perfect! Nobody else could ever be as happy as me!!!"
Right after your car breaks down, they post Unicorn Poop: "I am SO loving my reliable new car!!! Thanks mom & dad for loving me enough to buy it for me!"
"I'm so irritated, every time I get on Facebook, the feed is covered in Unicorn Poop!"
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The dance that is done when one has to poop, but has nowhere to release aforementioned fecal matter. Dance moves include hip gyrations, hands on stomach, and the ever popular why-me-why-now jig. If you're really lucky, you can see intense face contortions.
Man 1: What is wrong with that guy?
Man 2: He just ate spaghetti and drank milk, so I reckon he's hula pooping
Man 1: That sucks, considering the nearest toilet is miles away.
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A reference to a male who commonly performs anal sex with other males.
This is your poop pilot speaking, we are on the approach to a dark tunnel in preperation for a soft landing.
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The act of taking a massive shit while using your laptop to entertain yourself from anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes. An LTP is essentially multi-tasking. You can do some online shopping, look at porn, or just creep on young high school girls on facebook all at the push of a button while letting beershits explode from your rectum.
*Constipated LTP'ers may need to bring their charger and find an outlet near by.
Mazzo: "Hey Nick Costa! What are you doing over there?"
Nick: "I'm taking a Laptop Poop you retarded yellow-teethed pedophile"
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