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To be in a state of imminent fuckery. In a state where it is know that someone or something is about to fuck up. The state that comes before the active state of "fucking up".
"Why is he putting his junk near the ceiling fan?"
"Call medical assistance, John is in a pre-fuckening state."
Verb, describing the act of coming early. Usually used when describing a friend, known for coming late or not all, who surprisingly comes early.
Rodney: Hey Guys!
Craig: Whoa, looks like Rodney decided to come early this time!
Rob: You mean he Pre EJ'd?
The person who gives the food to a waitress
That pre-waitress had some nice tits
When life comes to a halt and asks you one question...What do you know about history? The British are coming, Obviously there was the first and the fifth president, Johnny Depp has several islands, some painter guy was gay, A.D. means after death, B.C. means before Christ, and A.C.D.C. I still have no idea what that means, my previous history teacher should have been fired for cussing, Hawaiians believed in spirits, destiny child broke up, and I love that documentary with that one chocolate factory and that kid ummm yeah Charlie.
O MA GOD IT'S THE HISTORY PRE-TEST. MY COMEDIC TALENT IS AT USE BECAUSE THIS TEST HAS NO AFFECT ON MY GRADE.
TEACHER: HON I HOPE YOU TAKE THIS HISTORY PRE-TEST MORE SERIOUSLY TOWARDS FINALS, BUT FOR NOW MAKE ME LAUGH.
WHO IS THE BEST HISTORY TEACHER IN THE WORLD MRS. G
Someone who can be described as braindead/incompetent/low IQ
Ryan: Wow Candice is really dumb
Trevor: She's a pre cum baby
When you drink pre-workout and take a bunch nicotine
Just chillin’ taken some pre-tine
“The Before Times” takes too long to say.
“Pre-C” stands for “previous to the coronavirus” or “before the coronavirus” or “pre-coronavirus” depending on who you ask.
Think, 2010’s era action movie...
Can you hear Bruce Willis’ voice saying “I was a carpenter... pre-C and then everything was taken from me” just before he gets on a motorcycle?!
coined by @strikeslipmusic aka Daniel. make me famous pls, also I love you, and I hope you’re staying safe.
Pre-C I was a bartender... I loved talking to my regulars.
Hey remember pre-C when celebrities were relevant?
The final days of the US being a superpower we’re pre-C, and then China and Russia took over.
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