Howdy dude, comin' down from that boulder with a jug of Ghetto Punch
Absolutely uppercutting the shit out of a bitch's pussy
I absolutely cooter punched ur mother
When a very hairy man is masturbating.
I think Billy takes long showers because he's in there punching the werewolf
That feeling of dread you get when something genuinely terrible happens.
The way your heart slips a beat and you feel absolutely horrible.
I felt the heart punch when she said she didn't love me anymore.
"Hey, did you hear about that car accident?" / "Yeah, I was there; it was a real heart punch."
a slap so hard it feels like a punch.
omg why did you just punch slap me?!
you deserved it
During intercourse you or your partner says their exes private information (like number, name, etc.)
Oh yeah man, I totally zucker punched my ex girlfriend!
/ verb/
The act of being reported by a Facebook user and banned from Facebook for violating the Community Standards with a post. Especially applicable when the Facebook Standards had not been violated WRT said post.
"Why TF am I banned!? I didn't even say anything that bad! I've seen a LOT worse on Facebook!"
"Dude, sounds like you got Zucker Punched. I wonder what thin-skinned mouth breather you pissed off?"