Man this soup is good, I know man I put my foot in it.
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Agreeing to go with your bro on a double date in order to boost his game, knowing full well that your date will be a loud, ugly, obnoxious whore.
Josh: "Dude will you come on this double date with me? I need you to put the team on your back."
Ben: "Again?"
Josh: "Yep... your dog-face date has a ravenous pussy known to growl in public. But I need you man."
Ben: "Alright..."
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(usually yours) it's like literally risking your life to do something extremely crucial.
If my prank made the Alien to destroy the Earth, then I'd put my life on the line to save it.
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Code for getting yourself off, then going to sleep right after.
Ted: Iโm going home to put a bun on my head.
Harold: nice, I might throw one on too.
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A stud that has an std that fucks a lot of girls.
"You fucked my bestfriend and came to me? You put the std in stud!"
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Stop what you're doing; quit messing around
"Put your thing down! We're gonna be late for church!"
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to spread someone else's business around without consent to one or more person, usually a large group of people
After Avey told Angela that she slept with Bryan. Angela drunken told everyone at a party. Jassen exclaimed "Damn, Angela put her shit on blast!"
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