To put the team on your back

Agreeing to go with your bro on a double date in order to boost his game, knowing full well that your date will be a loud, ugly, obnoxious whore.

Josh: "Dude will you come on this double date with me? I need you to put the team on your back."
Ben: "Again?"
Josh: "Yep... your dog-face date has a ravenous pussy known to growl in public. But I need you man."
Ben: "Alright..."

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i put my foot in it

Made something good

Man this soup is good, I know man I put my foot in it.

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put her two cents

to give your opinion in a conversation, often when it is not wanted

She always has to put her two cents worth in! Why can't she just keep quiet?

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Put a bun on my head

Code for getting yourself off, then going to sleep right after.

Ted: I’m going home to put a bun on my head.

Harold: nice, I might throw one on too.

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you put the std in stud

A stud that has an std that fucks a lot of girls.

"You fucked my bestfriend and came to me? You put the std in stud!"

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put your thing down

Stop what you're doing; quit messing around

"Put your thing down! We're gonna be late for church!"

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[put her shit on blast]

to spread someone else's business around without consent to one or more person, usually a large group of people

After Avey told Angela that she slept with Bryan. Angela drunken told everyone at a party. Jassen exclaimed "Damn, Angela put her shit on blast!"

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