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"Dude, dis you just say that you like Phish?"
"Yeah, but just so I can get some taco salad."
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A reply from American centrists and centre leftists (i.e. liberals) when a comment is more than one sentence, especially when the subject matter doesn't turn on their Trump hazing instincts. The very cue of "word salad" is an immediate indication that they are intimidated by reading anything past a headline, hence why they ask leftists and conservatives to "do their research."
This word would not have been invented at all if they read Joe Biden's campaign platform that explicitly rejects Medicare for All; or how Kamala Harris incarcerated more black people than Trump did; or that the "Afghan Papers" that compiled 20 years of data that reveals all administrations lied and more lives and money are laid to waste.
With great power comes great responsibility, and staying informed on the issues is a responsibility of the democratic citizen, ergo they are empowered by it. The very act of demanding someone to read things for them is self-exempting and disempowering. Furthermore, when they select bureaucratic technicalities over populist issues, it allows atrocity and injustice to persevere. The second danger of labelling things "word salads" is that it ridicules and insult to the introduction of new or re-emerging words to adapt to changing realities; it's anti-intellectual to the core!
Leftist: All administrations know Afghanistan will be the graveyard of the U.S. empire. As too in Korea where the U.S.' traumatizing scars from the Korean War are starting to heal to make the reunification of the peninsula possible
Liberal: What is this "word salad?"
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When a male's ejaculation fluids are injected into a designated anus.
Biff smiled as he was given some salad cream from Arnold.
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A salad shooter is usually a vegan individual that consumes too little food prior to a night of heavy drinking, karaoke and or playing video games, specifically Dance Dance Revolution.
The "shooting" occurs about an hour later, unexpectedly, when the victim pukes suddenly - coating windows, walls and soaking clothing with bile and shredded carrot bits.
"Last night was turbo fun, until Emmanuel went all salad shooter in my car."
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1. When your licking a male/female anus and they pass gas. The reason for the name is when you lick an arse it is known that you are tossing the salad. However because Kebabs are 2% faecal matter, it is also a well known fact that when you pass gas you pass faecal matter. Hence the name SALAD KEBAB.
2. A kebab made of salad
This chick was frisky so i gave her a salad kebab.
Jack gave Dianne a salad kebab for her birthday
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Getting your salad tossed after a coffee shits and a work out.
After Corey had a dirty wipe and a hard workout the random barfly tossed her wilted salad.
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When someone wanks off at the supermarket till into a 'basic' mixed salad e.g baby leaf spinach, 3 leaf salad, french style salad etc and then punches the casher in the face and screams 'bag my salad you bitch'
"awww dude, that checkout girl is a total salad bagger! Wheres my ceaser dressing! IN HER FACE!"
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