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After yellping you will stick your nose in her vagina then eat up the meat products!
you know how we do
So LO!!!!!
Having two cotton swabs shoved down the urethra.
Zach: Dude, you look like you're in pain. What happened?
Carter: ...I can't say.
Zach: Say it.
Carter: ...She gave me the Chris Special while I was on the phone with my therapist.
Zach: What a babe.
When you receive a large fist-fucking covered in Mountain Dew and Doritos crumbs.
Timmy, if you fall asleep we're gonna give you a crisp Gamers' Special.
To orally rape a human being that is currently stuck in a zip-tied sleeping bag that is sharing a tent with you.
C: Hey dude guess what I did last night camping with my friend Oliver Anoose?
R: What did you do?
C: I took off his pants when he was sleeping then I zip tied his sleeping bag. Next I whipped out my COCK and shook him. As he was yawning because I woke him up, I inserted my penis into his mouth.
R: Haha yeah bro, THE GNARDOG SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When a girl takes over 50 cumshots in one fantastic sexual experience. Thanks to the performance of the Latvian goalie vs. Canada at the 2014 Sochi Olympics.
That girl is a total champ. She achieved the Latvian Special over the weekend after the football game.
Wanna get somethin to go with these 40s?
yea lets get that project special
-- Term originated from SUNY Oneonta (Suco) -- When a male gets a female off by foreplay and the girl proceeds to give an excuse not to have sex or even touch his penis and give the fine gentleman blue balls.
Foof "hey man did you end up smashing that sloot last night?"
Phenom "Nope got the Suco Special again dude."
Phenom "Yo I don't get it, I finger blasted her and then she goes I can't have sex with you I just met you."
Foof "Hahah you got Suco'd again. Your such a suckbag!"