A super hot and sexy dude who’s name is kevin spoon
Kevin spoon is totally insane and pushin p and he is in the tonka
This is when a person does something so bloody unexpected, so stupid, that it actually works.
Just like a terrorist running at you with not a bomb, but a rusty spoon
E.g. You go round a corner expecting someone to jump you, but they are actually lying down in the middle of the hallway
Person 1 - "Scared you!"
Person 2 - "You where duct taped to the ceiling, bloody Rusty Spoon Effect"
Like normal spooning, but the front (little spoon) makes a Dutch Oven (Like hitler did the Jews) and warms up the cuddle puddle.
Jane and I were like cold metal spoons until she pulled a German Spoon and warmed it up.
When you warm a spoon with fire and take it to the skin as a form of self harm
I used to do a lot of hot spooning back in my emo days
A spoon is someone that is horny, a simp, or someone that does many other things that make them not a chad.
Damn, that guy named "cummywhitesocks" on discord is a real spoon.
a stupid dumb idiot who has sweaty balls and stinks and is dumb and has big ass patas and calls Aliza a carpet licker
"spoon your balls smell bro"
"its my natural deoderant bro"