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a beanch who wears necklaces and plastic surgery and make-up and titimplants and gets cm's (computer modified ha, ha) pictures of herself/himself to convince poor anorexic girlies to kill themselves.
fortunately i've never had a problem with them cept that i like some of them okay oop
eminem, my GASH ITTH EMINEM HIDE YOUR WALLETTH COTH HE'TH COMIN UP QWICK! *duck down* oh my fuckin god go TALK to him
whaAWT no WAY what if he thinks im stupid
well im pretty sure he doesnt give one single fuck about you, even if you gave him one.
oh. better go talk to him then
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Strange anime where continuaty goes to die. literally has no plot but makes up for it with refrences from other shows by the same company. Is actually pretty funny but seems to drag on when they wear out the same joke.
lucky star- the true anime for those who wish to be gangsta
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to know you way around a difficult situation
don't worry we can north star our way out of here
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All the actors were not that good this is who should have played in that movie.
Darth Vader-Snoop Dogg
Luke Skywalker-Arnold Swatzernegger
r2-d2-Wee-Man
c3po-Andy Dick
Boba Fett: Jean Claud-vann damm (He instead of fighting luke skywalker steals jabbas crack stash)
Princess Leia: Jenna Jameson
Han Solo: Vin diesal
Lando: DMX
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When you are fucking a girl in the ass and right before you cum you pull out and shoot your load into her gaping asshole before it closes. Just like in the Star Wars movie he had a limited time and a small target to shoot in order to successfully blow up the Death Star.
I'm so proud of myself man I succeeded in performing the Death Star last night , she couldn't believe I made it!
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Another way of saying Star Wars due to ignorance and total lack of common knowledge.
I can't wait to see Star Horse!
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