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The best fucking music known to man.
“Last night I came to Sick, Sick, Sick, by Queens of the Stone Age.”
“Wait you listen to music during sex?”
“No just while I jerk off.”
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The slightly guilty feeling you get having wasted a whole evening getting stoned and not socialising/doing anything constructive.
Usually occurs when you go to bed but can also be experienced the next morning. Often the best made plans can fall foul to THC....
-'Weren't you supposed to go to Emma's birthday thing last night?'
-'Yup'
-'What happened'
-'I got lean and then had serious stone edged guilt.'
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When you smoke marijuana and take ecstasy in the same sitting.
Ron: "Oh shit he took and then smoked a blunt!!"
Sue: "He's rolling stones like a muthafucka!!"
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Basically what all kids do at home; take plain old ice cream and mix in candy. Everyone just thinks that it's so great because it's on a cold stone. Big woop. Is it worth six dollars when you could by three gallons for that.
Six year old: Mommy, can I mix candy with ice cream?
Mom: No, let's go get 1/4 of the ice cream for 1/4 of the amount at Cold Stone Creamery!
Six year old: Yay!
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That one skank that always opens your snapchats but never responds.
Jannet always leaves me on read, what a stone cold bitch.
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A limited reference to a persons inability to understand simple topics.
"The effects of quantum mechanics are typically not observable on macroscopic scales, but become evident at the atomic and subatomic level. There are however exceptions to this rule such as superfluidity." reply "Ye Stone-Age"
"Simmer on low for 10 minutes" reply "Stone age?"
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One of the best clans on Xbox Live created by Stalker and RazorBladeKiss. Known as "The True UK / US Alliance" the Stone Rose Roughnecks excelled at Rainbow Six and soon made their way to the 2004 Team Compete playoffs lead by captains SRR ox Farse xo and SRR AngeliuS. Before they could compete to much with it though the clan broke up and are now three different clans.
R.I.P. SRR
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