Super Straight

A sexuality for people who are only attracted by cisgenders of the opposite sex.

Person 1: Hey, are you super straight?
Person 2: Yes! And it is not transphobic, simply a choice like another.

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SUPER SINGLE

THE STATE OF BEING OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP SO LONG YOU'D BE READY TO HOOK UP WITH JUST ABOUT ANYONE...

SANDRA: OOOO HE'S SINGLE, SHOULD I GET WITH HIM?

CARRIE: SANDRA, HELL NO, HE IS BUTT UGLY

SANDRA: UGH! I BEEN SINGLE SO LONG, I NEED SOMEBODY

CARRIE: GIRL SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE super single.

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Super Brew

Continuous hitting of the bong until the bowl is completely finished, the bong is sent around in a circle without being cleared for the longest time possible.

Side Note: Make sure you pack the bowl tight for longer burning and place your hand over the bong so the smoke wont escape.

SS_RS_JM_JT_CC

Ex 1:Yo I got to put that on urban dictionary! (Runs to computer)
Ex 2:Man wait! (pulls out bong)... We got to Super Brew.
Ex 1:Yeaaaaa! ><

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super acca

A gathering of people (usually squaddies) who can drink lashings of alcohol, can win a fight against any enemy no matter how big and who all have enourmous penis's

Dude you coming to the super acca tonight?

Nah man i wish i could but my penis is way to small, plus ive gotta pick people up on transport requests

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Super Norman

a cool person.. always there to talk to.. understanding.. loveable!! (HAHA)

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Super lots

Super lots soo-PER LOooOts
-adjective
1. The best way to stress a large quantity.
2. Used to emphasize a strong feeling.
3. The most bad-ass adjective ever created that everyone should use super lots.

1. I hope it doesn't snow super lots before I get my boots.
2. I miss you super lots.

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Super Saiyan

To come back to school or work after the weekend and having dyed your hair golden blonde.

(Green contact lenses are optional).

Guy 1: Whoa! Check out Keith! He went Super Saiyan!

Guy 2: No no no, he just dyed his hair.

Keith: WAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!

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