Heldering Syndrome

The Heldering Syndrome is a term used to describe psychological phenomenon wherein a good idea for a new word on urbandictionary.com is taken hostage by others and the once positive feelings from acceptance into urbandictionary.com are turned into dismay, shame, shock and the need to apologize for ever thinking that defining the word was funny.

The following are viewed as the conditions for Heldering syndrome to occur.

* When seeing defined word on twitter makes you cringe

* When seeing or hearing reference to the defined word, or a word that is similar to the defined word immediately feeling as if you must issue a mass apology.

S: Did you see all of the heldering going on? What the heldering?

T: (sound of head hitting desk)

S: I knew it. Eventually she'd get Heldering Syndrome. Uh, can somebody send held- i mean help?

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Lima Syndrome

GLaDOS

There are some complexes with the relationship between GLaDOS and Chell, including the Lima Syndrome. "You want your freedom? Take it. (That's what I'm counting on.)"

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Airplane Syndrome

n. When you're reasonably isolated from the rest of society with a small group of people, you tend to find the most good-looking person there to be exaggeratedly hot, when actually they are probably average-looking. Desperation.

Comes from the ability to pick out the hottest person on a long airline flight, when you're thinking about the possibility of a crash landing and who you'd want to hook up with on the desert island.

1: "Yo I'm seriously crushing on that one chick in my mech. engineering class."
2: "Daamn son you've got airplane syndrome."
1: "Hell yeah, she's the only one out of the three that doesn't look too much like a dude. I'm in love."

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Zayin syndrome

noun
A physical appearence of a person with a huge head and a tall skinny body. He/she looks like a penis.

Bob keeps eating and growing but is only gaining width and weight in his head. I think he suffers from Zayin syndrome.

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Shepherd's Syndrome

A rare yet deleterious medical condition in which the sufferer is under severe stress due to trying to fit in with the flock (become popular) and as a result is unable to get one's sheep to the top of the mountain. Common in males ages 20-30.

Ron was so stressed trying to fit in with the lads that when he eventually got a girl home he got Shepherd's Syndrome and had to sleep alone.

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HEF Syndrome

The word; Head-egg-frying Syndrome, means somebody becoming so entirely pissed and annoyed that (in theory) you could toss an egg on top of their head and it would fry in a minute flat.

"I can't believe you did Jane man, we really had something dude, your such a dumbfuck!"
"Woah, cool your shit boy, I swear you've got some serious HEF Syndrome"

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Griswald syndrome

Fear or anger felt upon the realization that you neighbors have more holiday lights than you do.

Lori developed Griswald syndrome after seeing her neighbors Christmas lights. All she talks about is how she needs to get more lights up.

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