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Sitting in Business

The opposite of standing on business. To shit where you eat, so to speak. Instead of taking care of your business, you sit in your own feces like an infant child.

Mortgage payment was due and my son was hungry so I had no choice but to stand on business, but instead, I’ve been sitting in business all week, and the bank is foreclosing on our property in the morning.

by Shaboinked December 12, 2023


ur busy?

(n) An 'ur busy' is a friend with benefits, whom you can call at any time and ask to 'hook up', starting with 'ur busy?', hence, an 'ur busy'.

- Hey, baby! Ur busy?

- I called my 'ur busy' last night.
- And?
- I went to her place and we did it. It's nice to have an 'ur busy' these days...

by eyesonly October 15, 2005


Business Dinger

The condoms that Asian sex workers provide that are typically pink and half the amount of coverage. Due to budget cut backs/cost of living crisis.

"She scrounged around in her bag to pull out a business dinger"
"She unrolled the business dinger with her mouth.... "

by SsabMurD July 17, 2024


Texas Business Mile

When you wanna do something wack but dont know what kinda wack stuff you wanna do.

Guy: i wanna run the Texas Business Mile.

Girl: sick

by Peagan Kalkia April 1, 2021


None of my business

Used to forgo any personal responsibility regarding matters for which one does not feel responsible that are otherwise your business such as paying your bills or the contents of your fridge. Made popular by Christian Na of Pittsburgh.

What happens in my apartment is none of my business.

by No I don’t want one April 20, 2021


None of my business

YOU'RE GOING TO ADDRESS ME OR I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT YOU PIGS.

Hym "And if it doesn't come along with my money and the credit I'm going to do it anyway. IT'S MY LIFE! I TAKE SOMEONE ELSE'S FOR YOU TRYING TO TAKE MINE! IF I DON'T MATTER YOUR KIDS DON'T! THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY TO THE PARENTS! 'NONE OF MY BUSINESS! OOPS! SORRY YOUR KID IS DEAD!' YOU'RE GOING TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOU DOING THIS TO ME OR I WILL MAKE SOMEONE ELSE DO IT FOR YOU!"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2024


None of my business

Ukrainian men are dying so you can get fucked by fat cocks you piece of shit.

Hym "Nothing is none of my business. You're a bigot."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024