Da Vinci code

A fiction novel by Dan Brown. Altought entertaining to read, it is often mistaken by uninformed wankers as factual non-fiction. Like almost all novels, it is completely based on bullshit.

Da Vinci code is a novel, not a text-book u fool!

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The Da Vinci Code

Even though it is an extremly good work of fiction most of the history isn't true. The supposed history of the Priory of Sion is more or less a hoax; most historians willl tell you that there is little evidence it was even a thousand years old.
still a good book

After I had finished reading "The Da Vinci Code" and felt smart knowing everthing dan brown wrote, i went to wikipedia to learn more about the priory of sion; turns out it was just a little supported theory.

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Talking In Morse Code

To swear so much that if it would be sensored it would sound like some sort of morse code message.

Jimmy: "God I am so f*cking pissed. F*ck! Sh*t! F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck! How could I do that I'm so stupid!"
Bob: Wow, sorry I couldn't understand that it sounded like you were talking in morse code.

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Best Friend Code

The code that entitles a best friend to do something, mainly because they are the best friend. There aren't actually written rules, you just have to remain loyal. You'll know in your heart if it's something you have to do. best friend best friends bff

I didn't want to go to that party with my best friend, but it was written in the damn best friend code so I had to!

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bro code for moving

You must help a bro move not less than 17 times before saying no.

Dude, bro code for moving, you've got to help him 17 times.

Bro Code 476

a promise that is made between the lads, that is about their interest in a girl(s), that will not be shared under any circumstance, if shared this would be in violation of Bro Code 476 or BC476 for short. Punishable by exile.

i cant tell you, its in violation of BC476 (Bro Code 476)

Baby Momma Code

Girl code modified specifically for mothers.
Used when dealing with other mothers, or fathers.

Her baby daddy was lying to her, so I let her know. I'd want to know if I was in her shoes. Thats just baby momma code.