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As a couple nears the end of intercourse the male partner busts a huge nut on top of the female (or other male)'s head usually resulting in a resemblance to snow on a mountain or a glacier found up north
Man: Can we do a Great White North tonight?
Girl; No, I just got my hair done
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A person who recites the Ten Commandments backwards in German while throwing up a blue dog toy from Albertsons in Canada right below the opposing partner's genitals. And after, proceed to take a great, steaming shit all over the partner's pet while singing Cape Town Races in swing tempo of 169.734643 Bpm EXACTLY. This can only be done once in every universal timeline, and the one who does it gets fucking died.
Man, ever heard of the legendary act of The Great Gober Dina? you'd be a legend if you accomplish that. That would be something to cross off my bucket list before I decide to get married.
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1. moby dick
2 a white guys huge penis
I was on chatroulette and there was a great white whale spotting.
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Refers to the attempt by a Very Conservative student to gather sympathy by coming to class looking and claiming he was beaten up by liberals. On top of that he tried frame left-wingers by sending hate/death threats to prominit conservative students on campus in hopes off giving the publisity.
The sutdent responsible for this hoax got national attention thanks to the Right-Wing Noise Machine who blew the insident out of porportian before the whole story unfolded. The Student later admitted to police that he had made it up.
Never forget The Great Princeton Hoax of 07.
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Your grandad faggot is the worst insult ever to exist after your granny trannny. Every time it is used the sea rises by 3000m and 100,000 people die
Jim: ur mom gay ur dad lesbian and your granny tranny
Joe: it didn’t have to come to this
Jim: no please
Joe: ur great grandad faggot
Jim implodes, the sea rises over Venice and Jim’s family dies of Ebola
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An extremely sarcastic comment stated by men who are trying to describe a girl that is one, or any combination of the following: fat, bitchy, moody, dumb, annoying, or abstinent . When stating that a girl has a "great personality" it is usually to give the illusion to any surrounding "great personalities" that the guy who is talking is actually not critisizing the blatantly negative aspects of a womans character, when in fact he rightfully is.
Dude1:"I cant belive this girl is freaking out over nothing! WTF?!?!?"
Dude2:"I told you man, shes got a great personality..."
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Dude1Dude2:"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
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