Out Housing

When a company moves business functions (and your job) away via down sizing, off shoring, out sourcing or any other "cost saving" initiative... They are "Out Housing"

1. Looks like Company XYZ is Out Housing my job.
2. Did you hear that Company XYZ just "Out Housed" their IT Department to India?

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clapboard house

A slump trap house u might find out in a place like Tacoma or down past tha bay..

"Betta watch yo ass bringin' that shit up'n near there - clapboard house.. N' don't never look at 'em funny boah!
Sum tha porch folk mind'n you.. So mind how u do fool, or you'll mind 'em come snatch'n yo' jewels, b*tch!!"

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Cory in The House

Cory in the House

"Cory in the House" was the longest running political propaganda to be televised. In 2001, Washington's finest minds went to work planning numerous attempts at popularizing the Federal government with America's youth. As George W. Bush's presidency neared it's end, hope was fading until an unnamed, ex-nazi propaganda specialist was contracted by the Bush Administration, and set to work. The results were an undisputed success.

Some theorists speculate that Joseph Goebbels was the brains behind Cory in the House.

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White House

A mansion in Washington, DC where Bush prostitutes himself to all his corporate and religious supporters on a regular basis.

See also:
George W. Bush
Whore house
Prostitution
Bribery
Republican

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Your House is House Shaped

You're doing something correctly.

The name stems from the act of drawing something and the accuracy of it's shape.

House = the act of doing something
Shape = how well you're doing it.

The farther away the house is from being house-shaped, the worse the person is at whatever they're trying to do.

Guy #1: I drew this house, but I think it looks more like a banana.
Guy #2: Naw man, your house is house shaped!

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Brown House

(Broun-Houz) Adj, Verb, Noun
1. A level of status. Typically used in reference of being physically, or mentally damaged in any way.
2. Used to describe anything horrid in any degree.
3. The act of Brown Housing.
4. Alfredo, Tai, Sam, and Shon.
5. The new "Fucked Up."

1.(Physically) Alfredo: OW! Man, i just Brown Housed my finger by slamming it on my finger.
2.(Mentally) Minutes after Sam took a sip of that wine cooler, he threw up due to being too Brown Housed
3. Shone likes to date Brown House looking girls!
4. YEEEE BRO, LETS GET BROWN HOUSED TONIGHT!!!!!!

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dick house

An offensively irritating person.

Smally just won't shut up about Fleetwood Mac. What a dick house!

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