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When a man or woman drags thier fingernails (similar to a credit card swipe) down thier significant others ass crack resulting in euphoria in most cases.
That slut is so dirty that she would get off on a paper cut.
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a brod that is only worthy of getting fucked with a paper bag over her face; see buttahead
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an object that has ruined my life
Ever since i smoked it im always coughning
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Probably the gayest fucking game ever created. Only people that have no friends and live with their mom would play this game.
"Hey you wanna come to my house and play Paper Mario"
"Fuck you you geek fucker"
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Dreaming of a paper bagg over some ones face
you talk to a girl nice body face looks like she got hit by a truck you imagin somethin to cover her face so you can get on with the conversation with out thinkin about her face
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Toilet Paper People are people who either wipe their asses with toilet paper hoping no turds get on their hands in the process or use someone else to do it because they can not find a better method or think of a better method. Normally these people are found wherever there are lots of disease or on the outskirts of it.
The one's who have other people wipe their ass for them are considered BETTER than the one's who have to clean up the shit for them. The problem and challenge is without an ass cam they are crazy for bending over with a dirty ass wiper behind them. Who knows how many asses the dirty ass wiper has touched and using toilet paper always leaves room for a slip of the finger or someone else's germs to get in + sabotage.
John: Hey look its Norman, did you know his wife cleans his asshole for him?
Paul: Ohhh that's gross, I just watched her eat a roast beef and american cheese sandwich with mayo that fell on the floor right after she picked up dog shit from her dog, touched all the railings in the building and went to the garbage room twice to rearrange the garbage for the people on her floor.
John: awww nasty.
Paul: No wonder why he thinks his shit don't stink.
John: Gross-Ass Toilet Paper People. When do they evolve?
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A world famous game for little children. Sometimes people play it with rock, paper, scissor, gun, spider, etc...
ROCK PAPER SCISSOR SHOOT. Fuck your rock beats my ant.
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