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When your friend makes you a helmet with a dildo apoxied to the top, and then a stripper fucks it… that’s a unicorn ride.
“Yo jake, that unicorn ride at your bachelor party was fucking EPIC!!!”
Sexually, this is when you have a rare opportunity to be with someone magical.
Slept with Lisa last night. It was a Unicorn ride!
Guys wtf does "every guy has a unicorn" mean?
Unicorn moment is a moment that is unrealistic or would very very rarely happen.
1. Person: I am gonna be faster than Usain Bolt!
2. Person: That would be a unicorn moment
1. Person: Huh?
Kanye: Ain’t gon happen!
Sucking Cock, A reference to the music video "Blow" by Kesha.
Yo home girl why don't you come over to my house later to start kissing the unicorn in my pants?
A unicorn that used to exist that trucked all the animals. This is why they do not exist any longer.
Naamah: Noah do you see that unicorn?
Noah: Oh goodness yes we can't bring that on the arc.🤦 ♂️ We can't let Jesus see that!! Write it down as a "fucker unicorn" and let's hurry up and fucking leave so it doesn't follow us.😬