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Vegetable or Hinderance?
Is a lesbian a Vegetable or Hinderance?
Is a basketball Vegetable or Hinderance?
Is a wood chuck a Vegetable or Hinderance?
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A good school in Philly with a PISS HORRIBLE football team. I love watching the Temple Owls lose football games
"I went to Temple University"
"Can you believe it folks? Duke has just beaten Temple by a score of 68 to 0!"
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A place of higher education that blocks any good websites, including Urban Dictionary, preaches three times a week, and requires students to sign a contract. This contract includes: not dancing, not having sex, not drinking, not smoking, not gambling. A college where being a college student is out of the question.
Q: Do you go to Taylor University?
A: Yes I do, therefore I am only a college student in name.
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Basically the place where no one wants to have to go school. The only way the school gets students is because it has some of the lowest tuition rates for a division I school in the nation, and if you sign your name on the bottom of the ACT you can be admitted. Located in Laramie, a shitty place even by wyoming standards. The wind never stops blowing across the desolate plains, and snow is fact of life for 7 months of the year. This place redefines lame. The student body is made up of hicks and cowboys from everywhere, most all of Wyoming's high school graduates, poor kids from the Colorado front range, and all other of the absolute weirdest low lifes imaginable. The athletic programs at the Univerisity of have a dismal record. Most good athletes leave after a year or two for better places. The only thing to do in Laramie is to get shit faced drunk or wish you are. Men here at the university have no shot at hot women because the 15 or so who attend the college come from rural areas. They have never seen a black man before, so the few dark skinned football and basketball players have a monopoly on them. The university of wyoming is a hopeless institution.
Dude your gonna go to the University of Wyoming?! Wow. you must have not had good enough grades for the local community college. Its way better of a place than U of Wyo.
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The worst possible university you could ever dream of attending. The average student is an absolute tool of below average intelligence, if you don't believe this look at some of the spelling errors in the descriptions written by the students themselves. Baylor boasts low acceptance rates, wanna know why? Because they send out applications to every single student in the entire world and to apply you basically just write your name down, it's called the snap app. Although they have all the capacity for great traditions, the students are too disrespectful and arrogant to respect them. Case in point, the eternal flame, which is meant to honor the immortal ten, a group of baylor athletes who were killed by a bus about seventy years ago. During this "tradition" students managed to hospitalize a cop and two of their fellow students, talk about respect for the dead. Baylor is actually proud to host "Sing" which is basically a demonstration of how big of a nancy every single baylor male is. Seriously, the thing is like broadway. The only thing gayer than broadway is two dudes fucking. The university is a palatial bubble surrounded by utter poverty, to which the baylor community turns up its nose. Oh yeah, you have to go to chapel, too, but don't expect any credit hours. Attending this university is like going to a daily douchebag conference. Think of the lamest kid you know, that kid would be popular at baylor.
baylor university: where the girls are girls and the boys are too!
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When you want to go to Lafayette College, but you're not up to their moral standards. Lehigh is the place for you if you like Lafayette, but want the constant fear of being mugged in your daily life. Lehigh gets its name from the French term for getting high, which is a name the school regularly lives up to. Students are known for partying and not for academics. Maybe they do some studying, but I high-le doubt it.
Bill: Hey Johnny, you got good grades. You should go to Lafayette College!
Johnny: I would, but I'm an asshole, so I'm going to Lehigh University.
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Having a kick ass orgasm while getting a blumpkin, eating a good sandwich, injecting heroin, watching an awesome film, receiving a nice message and being told you won the lottery.
tom: fred, you look so serene, man, what happened?
fred: (ecstatically) Alternate universe
tom: No....fucking....way!
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