dust bear

Evolution of the dust bunny, these dust bears are usually seen inside computers that are never cleared of there dusty bunny problem and they evolve into dust bears, who steal your socks.

some guy: Holy cow, your dust bunnies have evolved to dust bears.

you: SOooo

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Bear Game

A game played by many players, after one person has committed a fart annother opponent can say 'bear' causing the farter to get down on all fours and growl loudly to imitate a grizzly bear. If the one who committed the fart says 'safety no bear' before someone else in the area can say bear then he/she is safe from the punishment.

Teacher: " there will be no Bear Game going on today!!"
Friends farts* "Bear haha got you"
Gets on floor* "ROAR"
Friends quiet farts* "Safety no bear!"

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Bear Wench

Someone who orders drinks and slides them onto everyone else's tabs and walks out crunk and a $10 bill. Unfortunately Karma is a bitch and that $10 tab evolves into a $5000 legal fee for all the trouble she's bound to get herself in.

Bear Wench: wtf I had 2 beers and a chupakabra and my bill is $150?!?! Where's the bear?!

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Booger Bear

Southern.

1. An imagined monster. similar to the "Boogy man",(or, as in the south "Booger Man") except outdoors.

2. the cause of dog's agitated barking, when no obvious reason presents itself.

3. In a variation of tag, the player (usually a boy) who is "It" hides in the backyard, while the other players (usually girls) lock arms and skip around the house starting from the front yard, singing "Ain't no booger bears out tonight, 'cause Daddy killed them all"

...the "Booger Bear" then leaps from hiding and chases them.

a rustle in the underbrush, at twilight or after dark may be only the wind, or it may be a Booger Bear.

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Boo Bear

pet name; sign of affection and endearment

Ramero will forever be my Boo bear <3

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bear cough

a very loud, comical fart

Some old lady let out a bear cough during church, i almost pissed myself laughing so hard

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Yogi Bear

A line of drinks. Modified from the bear fight and lunchbox. Irish Car Bomb then a Jager Bomb then a Lunchbox.

Drink in a Row, don't stop.

1. Car Bomb

2. Jagerbomb

3. Lunchbox - 1/2 Pint of Light Beer - Drop in a shot of Amaretto topped with 151.

Originally named 2 Bears fighting over a lunchbox. You'll know why.

Let's do bear fights. Fun drink, but it got to the point where we could drink them without losing your lunch.

Add the lunchbox. Call it a Yogi Bear. Perfect. Most people can't finish it, let alone keep it down.

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