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A christian threesome is a sexual act involving boy-girl-girl. Thats what makes it wholesome, not no two guys and one girl, that's just gay sex with a witness.
Let's have a christian threesome, just me (guy), you (girl), and Sarah (girl), it'll be wholesome.
Music and songs that are directed toward Christians for them to praise God, hear a Christian message or enjoy with a rock music beat.
Did you hear about the Christian Rock concert this weekend?
A girl with a heart made of gold! A beautiful, boisterous, intelligent being full of love and determination. Driven for success and smiling genuinely as she goes. People often mistake her but love the book once they're pass the cover. The party is wherever Christian Nicole is.
Christian Nicole can only and forever be just that, Christian Nicole.
A fake Christian. Someone who only acts like a Christian for Instagram likes.
Dabo Swinney is a total faker. He’s a real Instagram Christian.
A guy who looks like a rat, his teeth are bigger than his dick. Avoid him at all times he has sti
Oh look thats christian anselmini, his tooth is bigger than his dick
A disabled individual who utilizes a motorized scooter or motorized wheelchair to get around, thereby 'motoring'.
Individual 1: Check out that Sister Christian rolling out of the Walmart on his little rascal.
Individual 2: Yeah, he's motorin'.
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Christian Witzke is the biggest waste of height to ever roam the earth, which he takes up half of because of his sheer size. Scientists have concluded that he might have a little zest due to the fact he does not speak to the female species. Christian loves to eat, it is actually his main sport. He also plays soccer and lacrosse as a goalkeeper (he takes up the whole goal). Christian also has bad knees from holding up the weight of his gargantuan body. Due to his extreme weight he runs like a snake moving side to side as he runs. Christian is very un intelligent scoring a high of 73 on his music test.
You have to loose weight you are becoming Christian Witzke.
(This substitutes for obese)