A person who spends way too much time on the internet. These people usually spend internet time browsing social medias like Reddit, Instagram, Tik Tok .(etc.)
Fred does not have any friends because an Internet Goblin
A person who spends most of their time using the internet with malicious intent.
Fred does not have many friends because he is an internet goblin.
Someone who beats ass in fantasy football and throws upper deckers in the top shelf so suffocate their opponent. Bangs your mother.
You don’t want to play Landon. I heard he’s a fantaszynny goblin. Fantazynny goblin is someone who refuses to lose.
A slang term that when used, essentially means a substance that induces the effects of goblin mode and being zonked out of your gourd at the same time.
Person A: I'm on goblin weed rn man...
Person B: What the fuck are you talking about?
a incredibly short person who eats all of the worlds hoes and saves none for the rest of us losers
ur mama is the biggest hoe goblin in the town
a incredibly short person who steals the worlds supply of hoes and leaves none for the rest of us
ur mother is the biggest hoe goblin this town has ever seen
wow did you see paul and josh last night? what a couple of sausage goblins