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soggy ham wallet

When someone vomits into a vagina and then proceeds to have sex with it.

John felt sick while he was going down on Alice, so he went for the soggy ham wallet.

by Drit12345 September 27, 2010


stale ham sandwich

Someone who is lame, boring, or lack luster. One who has no excitement in their life.

Steve is such a stale ham sandwich. He never wants to go to the bar.

by Mountain Penguin March 20, 2018

19๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Going Ham

Going hardcore!

Damn, he's going ham!

by BeastGamer963 October 21, 2015

4๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


What in the ham sandwich

Another form of "What the HELL?"

What in the ham sandwich is goin' on here?

by LaTanya Baker October 2, 2005

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King Rando of the Ham

The most Random person being the most hammed at a party

Jack Lee is so rando. But he is also hammed. He is King Rando of the Ham

by Michael Beasly November 12, 2010

29๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hots 'N Hams

Shortened slang for two American favorites: Hotdogs and Hamburgers. I first heard this term from my younger brother (though I am sure it existed beforehand)and it cracked me up. It proves useful as a drunken exclaimation or for when extreme oral laziness takes over.

Mark: C'mon dude we gotta get beer and fire up the grill!

Julie: What are we eating?

Mark: Hots 'N Hams

Julie: You mean hotdogs and ha-

Mark: HOTS 'N HAMS!! That's what I said woman! HOTS 'N HAMS! and BEER!

by Mike Falcigno April 25, 2005

38๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Michigan Ham Sandwich

A disgusting yet extremely arousing sex act in which an individual places slices of ham between their buttcheeks and has their sexual partner eat all of the ham. For it to be a true Michigan ham sandwich, there must be atleast 4 thick slices of ham between the cheeks.

ALT: Michigan Ham Sandwich on Pumpernickel

The same process as before, but the ham-holder is of african descent, thus giving the appearance of ham slices between pumpernickel bread.

"Man, I was just jerkin' mah gerkin' when Susie came over. Already extremely horny, my dick reached maximum size when she preformed a Michigan Ham Sandwich.

"Eyyo maen, me ands Sharkeliquaiea was fuckin' yezerday, and she ot' some ham out of da frigg, ya know? She did the Michigan Ham Sandwich on Pumpernickel nigga! I'z gotz some shit on my tongue, boi."

"Yeah girl, I was with Jake the other day, and I really wanted to get intimate, you know? And he did the Michigan Ham Sandwich. I would imagine it would have tasted delicious if I wasn't constantly smelling his sweaty taint."

by endwalker November 11, 2016