Mannhandled Mark

The hickey line bruise that you find strapped across your neck after an overnighter with a maneater monster.

Guy 1: Man I partied so hard last night I passed out and woke up with the Mannhandled Mark.

Guy 2: Oh man thats terrible I got one last week too...

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Mark Paston

The true God of New Zealand, Mark made the save which took New Zealand to the World Cup Finals

Troy Lochhead, "I'll just kick this guy in the leg LOLZ!!!!"

Bahraini, "I'll just fall over because I'm a fucking cheat"

Ref, "PENALTY ME THINKS!!!!"

Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "Fucking NZs gonna choke like every other sport... oh well... keep faith boys... CHIN UP!"

Meanwhile... Bahraini players are running around the ground celebrating like they've already qualified.

Bahraini Number 16, "OMGs This is going to be sooooz easy... a certain goal thats why I was celebrating five seconds ago11"

Mark Paston, -silence-

Bahraini Number 16, "Bottom right me thinks"

Commentator, "PASTON SAVES IT!"

Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "YAEAYAYYAASAGDHASDHGASHDGJAGHDKHGASJDHSJAHDJHASDJHAKSDHJASGHDHGASHDGJSAGDHAGSDHGASDJASBDJNASDNASDNJASHDJHASDNKASGDHABSDNABHBVBADVBHDSBVJSDVJKSDBVNLSDJV" xinfinite

Upon returning to Bahrain #16 was thrown into an oil well.

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Mark Josh

Comes from the ancient word "maroku josu" meaning "very handsome". The word josu means "very", while maroku means "handsome".

Oh! Hi there boy! You're so mark josh! Can I take your number?

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Mark Lee

he is a member of NCT 127, NCT DREAM and SUPERM.

-shakespeare has been real quiet since mark lee dropped his quotes.
"AYO LISTEN UP NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO WE GO RESONATE RESONATE" -Mark Lee

Example:
Mark Lee made bitches mad when he is the center.
Mark Lee Talented

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Mark of Sodom

The act of smearing ones dirty butthole on someone

Girl passed out so I gave her the Mark of Sodom on her forehead

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mark cook

Someone who repeatedly dies in absurd and interesting ways, yet mysteriously the next day is up and about. Similar to Kenny from South Park.

Mark Cook got shot in the head eight times yesterday and this afternoon I saw him at Taco Bell.

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Milf Mark

Tattoo located on the lower back of a woman. Formerly known as a Tramp Stamp.

* A mom bends down revealing a tattoo on her lower back. "Check out the milf mark on her!"

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