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when you forgot mothers day or to buy a git for your mother
guy: i bought this huge bouquet of flowers for mom!
guy2:what today is mothers day! i totally forgot!
guy:wow u should have mothers day shame
guy2:UR NOT MAKING IT ANY BETTER
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what an Arab man says instead of fuck you
Person 1:this 7/11 sucks
Arab Person: Ahh Mother Fuck you, you stupid kid!
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Crazy like a Fox a.k.a Crazy Mother Foxer is a type of human petite blonde girl that lives in the southeastern part of the united states. She inhabits the jungles of Miami. She displays her Russian Irish culture with veracious optimism and an unrelenting passion. She claims domain over a section of the Biscayne Bay. Her powers of persuasion are legendary. She is prone to wild fits of hugging. Also she has great strength and can reach great speeds out in the open.
Mumza- Who's that walking around over there?rrrrrr.....
Matt- Oh, that's just that Crazy Mother Foxer that lives around the corner.
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A very peculiar creature with a large body and relatively small wings. Brood mother harpies love to reside in libraries, and often read books. They rarely leave their terriotory, often lingering on the same furniture for hours. During winters, they are commonly seen wearing their crown of motherhood. These creatures are so full of eggs that they cannot fly, and also eat large amounts of food. Very aggressive, it is not advised to initiate a conversation with one, let alone encroach on its territory. Reports have shown that they capture certain animals, such as hogs to tend to the nest. The hogs usually pick out and eat the runts of the brood. For millenia, the harpy has been the sign of strong will, as there is no reported victory in arguing, since the harpy never admits its stupidity. Brood mothers are also known to make allies with enemies of the cyborgs, including their strangely close ties with potatoes, toads, hogs, and albino cannibals. They loathe bagels, raisins, cyborgs, and most other creatures. Cyborgs are especially hated since they find killing the crying chicks and breaking their skulls exceptionallly fun.
I found a Brood mother harpy, and I instantly knew that I should run away. Not only did she have the crown, but a hog was on patrol, guarding the nest.
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a quote taken from a tf2 animation, involving spy mentioning scout's mother
James: ok so who broke the dinner table?
Brian: that would be your mother
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Something so big, "wow" can't even begin to explain it
Look at his face!
Holy mother fucker!
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A self destructive, overly dramatic compulsive liar with delusions of grandeur in need of a reality check. The Dada suggests kicking such person out to relieve all involved of such bloated egocentric mofo.
MoFo "I've got this, that, and a box of chips!"
Dude - "dang, he's all into his bloated super ego again....."
MoFo - "You can't leave, party not over yet"
Dude - "it's over for you, lets kick out the epic mother fucker (dada comes on)..."
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