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Jerry wanted me to tongue punch his turd cutter but when I yanked his skivvies down I got a face full of butt muff.
The female version of a whiskey dick. When she's so drunk the only option is only dry.
"Man, that lady had serious Martini Muff."
The female version of "Cock Blocking." When a girl is trying to get it in with a guy/girl but someone keeps interupting/delaying the process or eventually "snuffing" the situtation all together.
Teresa was trying to get laid last night and Kassandra totally was "muff snuffing" her at the party....bitch.
The small bulge in a ladies trousers where thigh meets genitals.
Mary's trousers were so tight, when she got out of the car after me I could see her muff line.
Full blown, unshaven pubic hair on a va-J-J. Not trimmed at all.
My high school friend likes 80’s muff, he doesn’t believe in razors , Or Nair.
Handcuff Muff (noun) - A handcuff muff is a muff that has the potential to land you in handcuffs. For example - an underage muff will potentially lead you to being arrested aka handcuff muff.
Ryan - Hey man watch out for that girl she has a handcuff muff!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!
(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!
A party where the number of guys massively out-weighs the number of girls, to ensure the boys a higher chance of pulling
Anyone : Surely back to ours and get the garage fired up?
Fox: Yeah for sure mate, I’ll get a mini van of girls in, make it a proper muff motive.