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N. An ass (Gludius Maximus in Latin) that has the rough texture, viscosity and taste as a potato.
A. A way to describe someone so socially inept that they have the rough sociological capacity of a potato. Suffix of "ass" included for emphasis.
N --> I was about to get down with this girl but she had a really bad case of potato ass.
A --> Did you see Jim at the party? That potato ass mofo just sat in the corner the while time.
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another word to describe FECES.
Hey Larry and Khalid, I'm gonna plant a crouch potato in the toilet. Hold my calls!
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A dildo that is so big it looks like your about to shove a potato up your ass.
Sarah: I just got a huge dildo!
Connie: Damn you got a fuck potato?
Sarah: Yeah it's even yellow
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Someone who is fanatically addicted to life experiences as couch potatoes are addicted to television.
WIth the starters horn echoing off the hills, hundreds of type-A life potatoes surged towards a finish line that was miles of known and miles of unknown away.
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A Potato Launcher is usually an unmounted grenade launcher (such as the Thumper in Modern Warfare 2.) Just like a mounted grenade launcher (Noob tube), it is commonly used by noobs to get easy kills, since it does not require any skill (or, not a lot.) It comes from the fact that grenade's shapes seem like potatoes, and from ''real'' potato launchers built by people all around the world in real life.
Goddamn noob just killed me with his potato launcher!
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a porn addict, typically male; someone who would rather sit and watch porn than interact with women.
Andy: I'm getting action and I don't even have to brush my teeth!
Jimmy: Wow! Your wife is wonderful woman.
Andy: I'm too horny for actual sex. I meant porn.
Jimmy: You lousy cooch potato.
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A sexual act in which a male forces his testicles into a woman's vagina, and after a countdown, punches the woman's stomach forcefully, causing his balls to rocket out at break-neck speed.
"Dude, I totally shot Karen with a potato bazooka yesterday. She's still picking my pubes out of her!"
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