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A shirt with 2 pockets where each pocket has 2 buttons. Wearing these unnecessary additional ornamental buttons is a clear indication that the individual is attempting to overcompensate... for something. Generally used when the source of overcompensate is unknown. May also be used anytime a person says or does something you don't like, but you can't think ofor a good way to punish them.
"Sounds like something a four-button-shirt guy would say."
"I like those big tires on your truck... they go well with your four-button-shirt."
"Oh, she rejected you? Time to pull out the four-button-shirt."
When wearing only a T shirt and nothing else letting the your meat dangle out from the bottom of the shirt. Women can also perform this maneuver.
On Billy's day off, he walked around the house shirt cockin and playing video games all day letting his massive hog breathe
An article of clothing that has been stretched into a V-chest not too long ago.
Brock: "Ahhh, stop strecthing it!"
Bryan: "Hahaha, it's a V-neck! lol"
Brock: "No, it's a V-chest."
Mom: "Stop stretching Brock's Shirt"
religious message on a t shirt.
i just spilled wine on my church shirt.
The longest-term resident in an apartment building, whose wardrobe consists mainly of green shirts. Useful for dealing with dfs and employing people like Scrapey man. Usually solitary and hermit-like, unless provoked.
Green Shirt Man to the rescue!
When you suck at something so bad that you’ve done past pooped your pants! The poop has now entered the shirt region!
You can do no worse that pooping your shirt!
Poop your shirt: Verb.
To do a task so terrible that it’s compared to an infant dedicating all over themselves
Ex: Man, I really pooped my shirt on that last test!
Ex: Good Luck, Don’t Poop Your Shirt
When someone’s left a turd in the toilet
You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
“Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”
“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”