A subgenre of jazz music characterized particularly by its playfulness, analogous to the behavior of squirrels. This is reflected in its frivolous instrument and harmony choices.
The song "Marche no Kuroi Kuma" by Gonzales Mikami is a fine instance of squirrel jazz.
Stuffing your nuts in your partners butthole
Billy and I went camping and he gave me an Appalachian squirrel so he could stay warm
Somebody who is easily distracted by things other than what they're supposed to be focusing on.
Stephen has shiny squirrel syndrome, he will be talking on the phone and get distracted by something happening outside and just stop talking and focus on whatbis happening outside.
a fuck boy basically who is just trying to get their nut and not a relationship.
girl 1: "are you guys going to date"
girl 2: "nah i think he's a squirrel"
A discreet way to point out a very attractive female.
Doubletake Whiplash worthy
Pl. Squirrels
Ex: "What're you lookin at babe?"
"Oh just the squirrels"
"I got some nuts for that squirrel"
The little furry bastard that stole my FUCKING NUTS!
Person: Y u so mad
Me: That bastard squirrel stole my nuts again.